Fried Eggs (My Parody of Rebecca Blacks-Friday)

My Parody of Rebecca Blacks Friday



I call this Fried Eggs


(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 1

7am, laying eggs in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go down the chute
Gotta have my feed, gotta have corn feed
Seein’ other chickens, the farmers goin’
cluckin’ on and on, everybody’s layin’
Gotta get down to the layin
Gotta lay my eggs, I see my eggs (My eggs)

This Song Will Drive You Nuts Way Before Friday

DISCLAIMER: LISTENING TO THE FOLLOWING SONG COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, IF YOU FORCE YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN TO IT, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR PHYSICAL HEALTH, AS THEY MIGHT JUST SMACK YOU TO MAKE YOU TURN IT OFF AND MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Swallowed By Darkness

I am being swallowed by the darkness again.

It's pretty bad this time, I just want to lay in bed and never face reality again. I think thats why the darkness comes, because even the darkness is brighter than my reality. I hate these times, but yet I embrace them, because I feel numb and at least the darkness blocks out everything else. Sometimes I look for the light that I know is shining somewhere in this black nothing. I wonder if one day I just will simply just quit searching and let the darkness stay and consume me. Sometimes I hope for it, long for it, wish for it.

Just Eat It...And Possibly Be Healthier

I watched a very interesting movie tonight, this movie was called "Fat Head".

This movie is a documentary about a guy who eats nothing but fast food (while limiting his carbs) and managed to lose 12 pounds in 28 days. He then went on to eat, what most doctors will tell you, are foods that are bad for you such, as steak, bacon, eggs, and cheese, and actually lowered his bad cholesterol, and raised his good cholesterol.

Imaginary Men in the Sky Make People do Strange Things

Well, my mother is going to church tonight, and she’s dragging my father with her. This happens about every four years when she has some kind of crisis and decides to switch religions or denominations. The flavor of the week happens to be Catholicism. First it was Judaism, then it was Messianic Judaism, then it was Christian Protestant denomination one, then Christian Protestant denomination two, and finally she managed to become a Catholic because my brother converted for his wife. I keep bugging her about it. I ask

No One Forced You to Read it.....

I guess people have nothing better to do...

I find it odd that people say I complain to much on my Facebook feed, umm you can remove me you know, also it is MY FACEBOOK, but instead, I try to be nice to all those people, and I start this blog as a place to get stuff off of my chest, and to give people the option to either read or not. So what do these people do, they come here and decide to talk shit. LOL. Do they seriously not have anything better to do. Then to top it all off they hide behind fake names.

Religions Influence on Human Sexuality(Multi part Blog)

This was a paper that I wrote in college for my Family Studies class, otherwise known as sex ed.

Ancient Egyptian Religion

The religion and lifestyle of ancient Egyptians was very sexual in nature with sex carrying over into the afterlife as well. Sex was an important part of life-from birth to death and rebirth. Singles and married couples made love. The gods themselves were earthy enough to copulate(Seawright, 2001). The Egyptian religion was filled with tales of masturbation, adultery, incest, and homosexuality. The god Anubis was thought to be the child of an affair between the god Osiris and the goddess Nephthys, while the sun god Ra(in the form of Atem) was

I'm Even Angry at my Blog

I am even angry at my blog. Irrational as that sounds as there is no reason to be angry at the poor blog, it didn't do anything wrong. Poor Blog. I am sorry, its nothing personal.

I am suffering from a mood swing. I just get this feeling, and then everything makes me angry. I can't control it. Luckily my fiance has learned to just either ignore me when I get like this or just leave me alone completely. I do not know what brings them on, yet anyone might get snapped at for no reason at all.

No Negative Opinions Allowed at Crowdstar

I have posted now multiple times in a certain forum....only to have my posts edited, locked, or deleted completely.

Is that anyway for a business to be run. Its a forum run by Crowdstar or an employee of Crowdstar and is moderated by "volunteers".

To me it seems like any post that says anything negative is deleted. It took merely half an hour for this post to be removed.To View the photo , simply click on the photo.

No reason given so I posted again, asking why posts are locked, this was the reason given.
It took mere minutes for this post to be locked.

Religions Influence on Human Sexuality(Multi part Blog)

This was a paper that I wrote in college for my Family Studies class, otherwise known as sex ed.

Christianity

Throughout history and the present, religion has had an impact on the sexuality of humankind. From premarital sex, abortion, and homosexuality to the very positions that are acceptable for sex to be performed, religion has had an impact on how humans have acted towards sex and towards their own bodies. Through articles and stories found on the internet, I have compiled information on a few different religions from around the world and the past, and how those religions have dealt with the sexual aspect of being human.

Pussy and Beer in the Fridge

Ok, so it's a dead cat awaiting burial, but it is nonetheless in my aunt's beer fridge.

The story is, my grandmother's cat, whose name is Pussy Cat ( I will expand more on that in a moment) was playing with a hair tie which it then somehow swallowed. The aforementioned hair tie became lodged in poor Pussy's stomach, perforating an intestine causing poor Pussy's life to be prematurely ended. The cat is now in my aunt's fridge awaiting it's funeral which is only being put off till the rain stops. So rest in peace Pussy.

State of Confusion

While updating my blog profile I put my location as (state) Confusion. I then updated my profile, then clicked the link for my new location. Imagine my surprise to find it so populated.

While I was not surprised that I was not the only one who lives in the State of Confusion, I was surprised to find it so crowded. There were over 70 other people who also live in my State of Confusion. I imagine there are lots more out there who also live in this state, who just have not completed the census. You would think with all of the people living in this state that it would be better managed. That somehow we could band together and make some progress towards a common goal. Sadly, that is not to be as we often wonder aimlessly in this state, without any form of management to speak of.

Stuck in TV Land.........

I was thinking about what I should write my blog about today while checking on my addiction aka Facebook. The thought occurred to me as it often has that lots of us are stuck in an imaginary world. Whether its our favorite television show or movie, a good book, or a social network.

Stupid Stuff We Cant Do (BlogTV Live Blog)

stupid stuff we cant do - Broadcast your self LIVE

Can you read me now?

Why do people who are in the same room or on the phone,instead of talking to each other, text each other back and forth, presumably using a phone or a computer chat. I see it all the time and am quite guilty of this myself.

I just wonder why we do it. Are we so afraid of person to person communication that we now avoid personal interactions at all costs? Are there things we can say in text that we might not otherwise be able to express.