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March 18, 2011

This Song Will Drive You Nuts Way Before Friday

DISCLAIMER: LISTENING TO THE FOLLOWING SONG COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, IF YOU FORCE YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN TO IT, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR PHYSICAL HEALTH, AS THEY MIGHT JUST SMACK YOU TO MAKE YOU TURN IT OFF AND MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!




I mean seriously, who wrote that song, and didn't think to themselves we will annoy the hell out of everyone and they will love us for it?

In my opinion that was the only purpose of making this video, to become one huge annoying internet sensation.

This is the type of song they would have played in the old time insane asylums to make a crazy person sane, you know along the lines of what makes a sane person crazy will make a crazy person sane. This would have been a mad scientists wet dream as a means of torture.

Mothers for years to come will threaten young children with this video, "If you don't behave you have to go listen to the Rebecca Black- Friday video 5 times". Of course at which point I am sure the parents have already invested in headphones so they don't have to be subjected to it also.

They should have played this song at David Koresh and his cult of Branch Davidians, they would have come out of that damn house and lives could have been saved.

Instead of weapons of mass destruction countries now have this song to cause mass confusion and who knows what else.

Who needs a dog whistle, this song would put all 101 dalmatians on their bellies on the first chorus of the song.

Sure, sure, shes famous now along with the other three twelve year olds that were in the car with her.

Maybe this song was written in response to a teacher making her write the days of the week on the board 1000 times because she couldn't get them straight, and partying on the weekend was why she couldn't remember because she was cracked out.

Seriously though, is this the kind of message she should be sending to kids? That as long as you know when Friday is, the party is the next day, its ok to drive around even if you cant see over the steering wheel, and to make sure to eat breakfast before you go on a two day binge on the weekend. Oh and dont forget the other underage people whose parents wont let them drive so we have to pick up their asses at the bus stop.

Ok End Rant.

Ok, since she put another song out, I had to rant once again, read it HERE

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