February 28, 2017

April the Giraffe- Giraffe Got Back- Baby Got Back Parody

So I got a little bored waiting for April the Giraffe to have her baby. While sitting there with everyone watching her backside for any signs of an impending birth, I thought to myself, Baby Got Back, so I decided to just type this up quickly so I can see how much I truly cracked during this time.

OMG, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like One of these days she'll pop
But, ya know, who understands those egg jokes?
They only watch her, because she looks about to pop, kay?
I mean, look at her butt, its just so big
I can't believe its just so round, its like out there
I mean look
It's ok it's a giraffe

I watch a giraffe's butt and I cannot lie
Those other watcher's can't deny
That when April walks in with that big waist
And that pretty giraffe face
You get hooked, want to pull up a chair and watch
You noticed that tail was up
Look at them spots shes wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, April, I'm going to sit with you
and take your picture
The media tried to warn me
She's having her baby!!!!!
But now I'm stuck waiting to see

Ohhh look at that contraction
you say you want to push
well do it do it
cause we aint your average groupies

I have seen you prancing
Oliver romancing
Vet! Vet!
Anyone seen the vet

I'm tired of fake live feeds
saying its finally here
Take the average viewer and ask them that
they will tell you she's still big and fat

So Eggers
Is April hatching an egg?
Hell Yeah!!

Tell April to shake it, shake it
shake that baby out
Giraffe got back

I like April round and big
And when I'm watching the vid
I just can't help myself watching these animals
Now here's the scandal
They look all around her home
and comment all day long
I ain't talking about eaglets
Giraffes lay eggs you idiots

I want her to have this baby quickly
So come on April and show the watchers
 we have all become stalkers
By the time this is over we will all be using walkers

So I am looking at giraffe birth videos
just to see how a giraffe birth goes
I not a vet just your average joe
but some talk like they think they know

A word to all the visitors
I am gonna sit with ya
I might take breaks
But I gotta be straight when I say I am going to watch
Till the break of dawn
Baby eventually going to be born
A lot of you don't understand why we watch this long
cause them punks like to sit and then quit it
But I'd rather stay and wait
cause April is long and strong
And I'm down to sit however long

So Watchers
You want to see this baby?
April turn around push it out
Even Non Watchers gonna shout
Finally the babys out!!

No comments:

Post a Comment

back to top