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July 2, 2011

The Great Pepperoni Uprising: A Very Very Short Story

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This is just something wacked I thought of today while on a smoke break. So its only a whole 6 minutes of thought put into this. You may think I am crazy but I hope it puts a smile on someones face, it did mine.


The Great Pepperoni Uprising of 2011

The pepperoni staged an uprising today at work, of course I was able to finally take control back from the evil pepperonis, however due to the nature of the crimes committed by the pepperonis and the other toppings I was forced to sacrifice them to the pizza gods as punishment. The method of sacrifice was a trip to the oven.
The aftermath of the Great Pepperoni Uprising of 7/2/2011 left the kitchen in a shambles, and a massive cleanup effort was undertaken by me and control and order was eventually restored.

I do not think this will be the end. The pepperonis cousins the ham and sausage are sure to try and exact revenge. I will be ready and waiting with the oven on high.

Ok, so I lost it a little at work today. I will never apologize for who I am and what goes on in my head or what comes out. Its who I am, you can like and get a little giggle out of it, or just think I am insane, either is ok with me as long as you're ok with yourself as well.

Remember to smile, it makes life better, not just for yourself, but those around you as well. Smile because you know you want and need to, everyone does.

3 comments:

  1. I LOVE IT MY FRIEND! ONLY YOU CAN COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!!NICELY DONE!

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  2. You have done it again. Something very few have been able to do. A Real, Not Fake, Smile out from me! I hope knowing this is returning the greatness of a real smile back to you.
    I am laughing more and learning new. I can't thank you enough. I have been feeling like an Alice in Wonderland. Untill, I met back up with you. Now, bc of this I no longer feel so small. I smile like the cat. It feels like a Very Happy UnBirthday 2 U, 2 Me! I can leave the dumb twins alone, and feel like a Queen.bc now I finally caught up with the rabbit, That has befriended me! White Rabbit/ Death Fairy, It's all the same to me.  
     You have woke me up,
     from a world,
     where I no longer have to be,
     someone that I'm not. 
     Mikie

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