This is just something wacked I thought of today while on a smoke break. So its only a whole 6 minutes of thought put into this. You may think I am crazy but I hope it puts a smile on someones face, it did mine.
The Great Pepperoni Uprising of 2011
The pepperoni staged an uprising today at work, of course I was able to finally take control back from the evil pepperonis, however due to the nature of the crimes committed by the pepperonis and the other toppings I was forced to sacrifice them to the pizza gods as punishment. The method of sacrifice was a trip to the oven.
The aftermath of the Great Pepperoni Uprising of 7/2/2011 left the kitchen in a shambles, and a massive cleanup effort was undertaken by me and control and order was eventually restored.
I do not think this will be the end. The pepperonis cousins the ham and sausage are sure to try and exact revenge. I will be ready and waiting with the oven on high.
Ok, so I lost it a little at work today. I will never apologize for who I am and what goes on in my head or what comes out. Its who I am, you can like and get a little giggle out of it, or just think I am insane, either is ok with me as long as you're ok with yourself as well.
Remember to smile, it makes life better, not just for yourself, but those around you as well. Smile because you know you want and need to, everyone does.
