Fried Eggs (My Parody of Rebecca Blacks-Friday)

My Parody of Rebecca Blacks Friday



I call this Fried Eggs


(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 1

7am, laying eggs in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go down the chute
Gotta have my feed, gotta have corn feed
Seein’ other chickens, the farmers goin’
cluckin’ on and on, everybody’s layin’
Gotta get down to the layin
Gotta lay my eggs, I see my eggs (My eggs)

This Song Will Drive You Nuts Way Before Friday

DISCLAIMER: LISTENING TO THE FOLLOWING SONG COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, IF YOU FORCE YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN TO IT, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR PHYSICAL HEALTH, AS THEY MIGHT JUST SMACK YOU TO MAKE YOU TURN IT OFF AND MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Swallowed By Darkness

I am being swallowed by the darkness again.

It's pretty bad this time, I just want to lay in bed and never face reality again. I think thats why the darkness comes, because even the darkness is brighter than my reality. I hate these times, but yet I embrace them, because I feel numb and at least the darkness blocks out everything else. Sometimes I look for the light that I know is shining somewhere in this black nothing. I wonder if one day I just will simply just quit searching and let the darkness stay and consume me. Sometimes I hope for it, long for it, wish for it.

Just Eat It...And Possibly Be Healthier

I watched a very interesting movie tonight, this movie was called "Fat Head".

This movie is a documentary about a guy who eats nothing but fast food (while limiting his carbs) and managed to lose 12 pounds in 28 days. He then went on to eat, what most doctors will tell you, are foods that are bad for you such, as steak, bacon, eggs, and cheese, and actually lowered his bad cholesterol, and raised his good cholesterol.

Imaginary Men in the Sky Make People do Strange Things

Well, my mother is going to church tonight, and she’s dragging my father with her. This happens about every four years when she has some kind of crisis and decides to switch religions or denominations. The flavor of the week happens to be Catholicism. First it was Judaism, then it was Messianic Judaism, then it was Christian Protestant denomination one, then Christian Protestant denomination two, and finally she managed to become a Catholic because my brother converted for his wife. I keep bugging her about it. I ask